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What are some snappy comebacks to inconsiderate “tall” comments?
Question by Newly-subordinated: What are some snappy comebacks to inconsiderate “tall” comments?
I’m a rather tall individual and I’m tired of “jokesters” (total strangers by the way) walking up to me in public and saying things like “how’s the weather up there”? Or this brilliant comment last night: “Gee, you’re awfully tall!”. I replied “Yeah, I noticed”.
Does anyone have any clever comebacks I could use to put these inconsiderate people in their place?
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Answer by Macpark
Yeah, those people are rude.
You could say, “How original.”
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To the How’s the weather up there, when you grow up you’ll find out. To the Gee your awfully tall, yes and i love looking down on people like you.also, for the how’s the weather up there, too hot for you.
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LikeDislikeif its a guy you could look at his head say “i know im tall but do you know your hair is thinning”
” i wont say anything nasty because my mum said to be nice to short people”
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” maybe i seem tall to you because you are so short?”
or if you really are pissed you can say “stand up and lets see if the rest of you is as big as your mouth”
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LikeDislikeSay ” I’d rather be breathing the fresh air up here, than sniffing the dirt down there.”
Or ,” Don’t stand there you are blocking my shadow.”
or, ” Yup I’m always the first see the sun come up!”
or, ” The weather is nice up here, how is it down there?”
or, ” How’s it feel to always ask someone to reach something for you, gee I wouldn’t know.”
Hope these help.
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LikeDislikeYou should really check out http://www.quipin.com! They have a community that will back you and help you create really witty comebacks. If all else fails you should just punch them in the face!
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