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Q&A: Do you believe in the popular store policy of, “You break it, you buy it”?
Question by TOUCH MY PIGTAILS AND DIE!: Do you believe in the popular store policy of, “You break it, you buy it”?
Personally, I support my own store policy of, “I break it, I sneak out before anyone notices”. In these tough economic times, it just seems more financially responsible to me.
Best answer:
Answer by birds
I go with “I break it, I blame it on the toddler 2 feet away.”
works fine for me!
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Not really. I must inspect each egg to determine if I want it or not.
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LikeDislikeNot everywhere.BTW,your policy is theft,even if it`s broken.
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LikeDislikeYes your a naughty man with blond pigtails ! get the police !
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LikeDislikeI don’t break it. I pull it apart into its separate pieces and then reassemble it or sell it to a chop shop.
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LikeDislikeOnly in Tiffany’s exclusive China Department…….
(* reaching for pigtails*)
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LikeDislikeFirst of all I’m very nimble and never NEVER ever break anything.
Besides if I did I just teleport out of the store with my new found abilities from TLC.com.
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LikeDislikeThat’s why I keep my hands in my pockets and avoid any “breakable” isles at all costs.
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LikeDislikeI once accidentally dumped shampoo all over the carpeting in a store…everyone saw. Luckily I went to high school with the cashier and he told me it was fine, not to worry about it.
Otherwise, I’d definitely be sneaking the heck outta there.
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